From SNL… I think this sums up my life these days :-)
The lyrics… well as best as I could figure them
I'm on a boat
Shorty
Aw Shit....
Get your ?accountants? ready it's about to go down
Everybody in the place hit the funky jack, but stay on your mutha fuckin toes
We running this let's go...
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cuz I'm sailing on a boat
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Take a good hard look at the mutha fuckin' boat (yeah)
I'm on a boat mutha fucka
Take a Look at me straight floatin on a boat on the deep blue sea
Bustin 5 knots wind whippin' at my coat
You can't stop me mutha fucka 'cuz I'm on a boat
Fix your drink, I'm on a boat
we should be drinking Santana Cham cuz its so crisp
I got my swim trunks and my flippy floppies
I'm flippin burgers you at Kinkos straight flippin copies
I'm ridin' on a Dolphin doin flips and shit
The dolphin's splashin' get e'rybody all wet
But this ain't Sea World, this as real as it gets
I'm on a boat mutha fucka don't you ever forget
I'm on a boat and
Its goin' fast and
I got me a nautical theme cashmere afghan
I'm king of the world on a boat like Leo
If you’re on the shore than you’re not me-o
Get the fuck up this is boat is real
I'm on a boat mutha fucka (I'm on a boat)
No trees I saw buoys mutha fucka
I'm on the deck with my boys mutha fucka
This boat engine makes noise mutha fucka
Hey ma if you see can me now arms spread wide on the starboard bow
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow
I can't be caught dead Anything is possible
Yeah, Never thought I'd be on a boat
the deep blue water it rolls, yeah
Poseidon look at me
whoa, Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say, I fucked a mermaid
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cuz I'm sailing on a boat
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mutha fuckin' boat (yeah)
Shorty
Shorty
Yea Yeah yah